DJ Jumper9: hoes i get on em, bitches wont let me get on em, girl-still lookin for one

SuraJ0nE: ok why must every fat ugly mexican girl want to freak? a bitch gets brave thas a bitch whose gonna get smacked. the fine ones tho on the other hand hmm..



GILBERT = A WHORE

lilgbert7: you were freaking the shit outta her i know u have her number dont be a bitch..just to hook up dont wanna ''BE'' with em

SuraJ0nE: u finally got the wording right..see the difference stupeed beetch?

lilgbert7: so u gonna get up on her? is she good?

lilgbert7: "yea so i pimped the shit outta her."

lil G bert7 = UN MEHICANO WHORITO

BABBLING - A NIGGA DONT NEED NO BABBLING

lilgbert7: OK I FONT GIBR S FSYM

lilgbert7: I FONT LIDTRN TO THST DHIT


RACIAL CLOWNING

lilgbert7: what part of NO didnt you understand??? the ''N'' of the ''O''??????????
SuraJ0nE: i dont understand why u forgot the U in front of the NO - as in UNO - as in spanish? your one and only language?

TRUE QUOTES FROM DUMBASSES(Dont be mad if you are in here - everyone has their days, except for us that is)

Jose1814: your profile is kind of ambigous
SuraJ0nE: AMBIGOUS?
SuraJ0nE: funny how that misspelling ties in with your name, JOSE

TikkyTac99: and he has a nice physic
SuraJ0nE: u mean PHYSIQUE?
SuraJ0nE: U STUPEEEEEEEEED BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH

lilgbert7: trick
SuraJ0nE: ?
lilgbert7: just seein if aim was workin

lilgbert7: fuckin bearfooted
lilgbert7: you dont wear shoes
SuraJ0nE: BEARFOOTED?
lilgbert7: always walkin bear-footed everywhere
SuraJ0nE: DID YOU SAY BEAR FOOTED ONCE AGAIN?
lilgbert7: bare*
SuraJ0nE: YEA FUCKUP

lilgbert7: late
SuraJ0nE: 1:20?
SuraJ0nE: a bitch's bedtime
lilgbert7: 420 is the O.G bedtime
SuraJ0nE: you are so lucky you arent here, or else id probably shoot you right now, i dont see how someone could be stupid enough to let something like that come out of their mouth.

chickita banana: cuz no matter what, meeting him will be like a pivotal point in our relationship
SuraJ0nE: pivotal point?
SuraJ0nE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWOO SWOO SWOOOOOOOOOOO TSHHHH
chickita banana: um, yeah
chickita banana: what...
SuraJ0nE: quadruple rotation on that bitch, no turning back
chickita banana: whats wrong with saying pivotal point?
SuraJ0nE: oh nothing. nothing at all
SuraJ0nE: thats just handy dandy and all

FordTruckGuyF150: hey there
SuraJ0nE: quick question
SuraJ0nE: are you white?
SuraJ0nE: of the caucasian persuasion?
FordTruckGuyF150: lol, yea why?
SuraJ0nE: thats game.
SuraJ0nE: oh i duno..random guess
FordTruckGuyF150: no how did u guess...cause ur so game
SuraJ0nE: FordTruckGuyF150
SuraJ0nE: what other race prides themselves on the power of their trucks?
FordTruckGuyF150: lol, what does my screen name have to do with power??
SuraJ0nE: okay, let me break down your screen name for you
SuraJ0nE: FORD (made by whites)
SuraJ0nE: TRUCK (driven by whites)
FordTruckGuyF150: lol, ur so wrong already
SuraJ0nE: F150 (somehow tells everyone you have a strong truck for some reason)

B B t r e 1 3: i just got winmx
B B t r e 1 3: HOW IS IT SO GREAT?
B B t r e 1 3: how are u supposed to find good shit
SuraJ0nE: i find every song i could possibly want
B B t r e 1 3: it seems weak
SuraJ0nE: ok u are wack then
B B t r e 1 3: dude i'm talking about PORNNNNNNNNN
SuraJ0nE: ok 4 gigs isnt enough?
SuraJ0nE: do u go for quality, or breast size?
B B t r e 1 3: quality
SuraJ0nE: any other factors that tie in with your superb pornographic selection?
B B t r e 1 3: there's always the quality of neck oscillation
SuraJ0nE: ahh i see.
B B t r e 1 3: very important
B B t r e 1 3: I appreciate hardwood floors

aa3ds: hi Bob/67/pa
suraj0ne: Suraj/will/smackyou
suraj0ne: i/dontgivea/fuck


RANDY FINALLY GETTING HANDLED - RETRIBUTION FOR 4 YEARS OF HIS BULLSHIT

suraj0ne: okay still..question remains..who is SMUHubach
B B T r e 1 3: fucking trying to copy shit witha cdrw
B B T r e 1 3: randy
suraj0ne: is that randys hitlerness
Flipwon: DX-R BLINGIN ON THE STOLEN SI'S
suraj0ne: randy
B B T r e 1 3: you dumbass
suraj0ne: u bot to get handled
SMUHubach: yes, randy hitler
suraj0ne: ooh wee
B B T r e 1 3: stolen si's
suraj0ne: okay....SMU...not quite UC
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
B B T r e 1 3: ??????
Li l gb e rT 7: randy hitleer
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: do me a favor
graffkneeks: wtf is this
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaaaaa
graffkneeks: this shit
suraj0ne: ever say ur taking 7 ib tests
Li l gb e rT 7: cap bbtre asssss
B B T r e 1 3: who's graffneeks
SMUHubach: hmm... number 17 party school in the nation is not bad
suraj0ne: and take 0
graffkneeks: fuck you slut
Li l gb e rT 7: hahah 7ib
graffkneeks: whos the nazi
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: never
graffkneeks: faggot
suraj0ne: WE MISSED U IN CALCULUS
Li l gb e rT 7: who's number 17
Li l gb e rT 7: i know not your ass randy
Li l gb e rT 7: act like you party
suraj0ne: GRAFFKNEEKS?
Li l gb e rT 7: band members dont party
graffkneeks: what the fuck you want hussy
graffkneeks: ??
SMUHubach: I didn't say I went to tall them.
Li l gb e rT 7: hussy?
graffkneeks: yeah hussy
SMUHubach: *to all of them.
Li l gb e rT 7: you didnt go to any of them
Li l gb e rT 7: fuck who?
graffkneeks: you
B B T r e 1 3: who the fuck are you graffkneeks?
SMUHubach: Hmm.. beg to differ.
graffkneeks: fuck you too
suraj0ne: BEG TO DIFFER
Li l gb e rT 7: flip you better check your foo
suraj0ne: UR ASS BEGGED TO BE PLACED INTO CALCULUS
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa begged
Li l gb e rT 7: ?
Li l gb e rT 7: hahaha
Li l gb e rT 7: you had no skillez in pre cal or what?
SMUHubach: Um, no.
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
graffkneeks: who the fuck is flip
Li l gb e rT 7: black mann where you at
Flipwon: what the fuck
graffkneeks: black man
graffkneeks: yo fuck you honkey
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa yess
B B t r e 1 3: graffkneeks: cracker ass bitch
Li l gb e rT 7: redneck
suraj0ne: Flipwon: graffkneeks...a personal friend of mine...MY EX
Flipwon: ever say some shit like that
suraj0ne: jared..ur heina?
graffkneeks: honkey
B B T r e 1 3: heinasauce
B B T r e 1 3: gil has like 80 of those
Flipwon: SURAJ...LISA,..,YOUR HEINA
Li l gb e rT 7: jared's heina
Li l gb e rT 7: yessssss
Li l gb e rT 7: bomb ones
B B T r e 1 3: nonne of them successful
B B T r e 1 3: at all
B B T r e 1 3: pure failures
Li l gb e rT 7: graffkneeks you a girl?
graffkneeks: maybe
suraj0ne: haha
suraj0ne: no im messing
graffkneeks: whats it to you hussy
suraj0ne: lilgbert..is a damn hussy
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
suraj0ne: a 110% WHORE
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: i'm far from a cracker you bitch
B B T r e 1 3: graffkneeks
B B T r e 1 3: i'm sorry
B B T r e 1 3: but there ain't no crackers cept me in this room
suraj0ne: "IM SORRY"
graffkneeks: you better be sorry ass huss
suraj0ne: EVER
Li l gb e rT 7: trevor apolagizing like a bitch
suraj0ne: HAHAHHA
B B T r e 1 3: only wabs
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
Flipwon: TREVOR..UR A LIL BITCH
Li l gb e rT 7: who get bitches
Li l gb e rT 7: i know
Li l gb e rT 7: ''i'm sorry''
Li l gb e rT 7: the fuck is that about?
grafkneeks: where da fuck are the white boys
suraj0ne: haha
suraj0ne: little HO
B B T r e 1 3: that was a precursor to the next line u fucking idiots
B B T r e 1 3: shit
Li l gb e rT 7: no one likes white boys
Li l gb e rT 7: precursor
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaa
graffkneeks: hes a wigger
B B T r e 1 3: congregate
graffkneeks: like you
Li l gb e rT 7: congregate
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa
B B T r e 1 3: black niggas congregate around the school
B B T r e 1 3: shit
Flipwon: PRECURSOR..SURAJ..PRECURSOR..SLAP TREV..
suraj0ne: TREVOR..LOOKING LIKE AN OVERWEIGHT JEWISH EMINEM
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: he is an over weight ho
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa
suraj0ne: "WILL THE REAL CHEAP JEW PLEASE STAND UP"
Li l gb e rT 7: na actally he's been dropping the pounds
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj you been lifting
Li l gb e rT 7: you got suummmmm powerr yet
suraj0ne: RANDY ...UR ASS IS A LITTLE ROTUND TOO
Li l gb e rT 7: or u still weak
suraj0ne: NO..HEY WHATS THE NAME OF THAT CREATIN SHIT
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
suraj0ne: LIKE WHAT BRAND NAME
Li l gb e rT 7: rotund
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa
suraj0ne: I NEED SOME OF THAT MASSIVELY
B B T r e 1 3: that's all gilbert is
SMUHubach: shit, who gives a fuck!
B B T r e 1 3: creatine biceps
Li l gb e rT 7: hahah
B B T r e 1 3: ahahhahah
Li l gb e rT 7: you a bitch
Flipwon: suraj u need to eat meat,..that woould help
Li l gb e rT 7: fuck you
Li l gb e rT 7: yessss
Li l gb e rT 7: or masssive weight gainer
Li l gb e rT 7: i can put up like 215 now.....
SMUHubach: hey, i saw a movie from Suraj's native land... execution by stoning.
Li l gb e rT 7: jumpin with some speed
B B T r e 1 3: o that's fucking wonderful
B B T r e 1 3: clap clap
Li l gb e rT 7: fuck you
Li l gb e rT 7: trevor shut ur weak aasssss
B B T r e 1 3: SURAJ CLOWNED!!!!!!!!
Li l gb e rT 7: you need to start benching and firm up them tities you have
suraj0ne: excecution by stoning..u damn skippy...better than ovens
SMUHubach: actually, did see that... and then execution by heading (for a class)
Flipwon: stoning
Flipwon: what the fuck
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj you need to start lifting more than the damn bar!
suraj0ne: SMUHubach: actually, did see that... and then execution by heading(for a class)
Li l gb e rT 7: oh fuck up randy
Flipwon: FUCK UP
Li l gb e rT 7: what class.....''hitler's fellow peeps''
suraj0ne: IF U ever SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT IN MY PRESENCE
SMUHubach: FUCK YOU ALL
Flipwon: BRISK?
SMUHubach: it's a Human Rights class.
SMUHubach: shit
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaa
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: its okay if your nazi foo
Flipwon: what do u know about human rights..hitler
Li l gb e rT 7: we wont tell
Li l gb e rT 7: no body
Li l gb e rT 7: i know fuck
Li l gb e rT 7: hanging jews left and right
Li l gb e rT 7: shit
suraj0ne: BLING BLING IN THE 1943 ROLLS ROYCE
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Flipwon: oh shit.hhaaaaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: shit is weeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkk
SMUHubach: hmmm... 1932, Rolls-Royce limo..
Li l gb e rT 7: thats some old grandpaa shit
suraj0ne: CHANGE OF TOPIC.
suraj0ne: RANDY
Li l gb e rT 7: how about
Li l gb e rT 7: LISA
suraj0ne: WHATS UP WITH TATIANAAAAA
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: yesssss
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Li l gb e rT 7: you hit that shit
suraj0ne: i know u hit it randy
SMUHubach: hmmm.... suraj, I dont remeber you EVER having a gf in all of high school?
Li l gb e rT 7: you using the ''RUFF RYDERS'' CONDOMS
Li l gb e rT 7: ooooooooooo
Flipwon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj got clowned
Flipwon: CLOWNED
B B T r e 1 3: ooooooooooooooooo
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
suraj0ne: OH, OKAY, RANDY YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE TRYING TO CLOWN. I WILL CLOWN THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
B B T r e 1 3: everrrrrrrrrrr
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj is trying to get on lisaaaaa
Flipwon: haha
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaahahahahhah
suraj0ne: bitch trying to get on? Jareds mad cuz he had no success, youre a whore gilbert, and im not trying to get on her
SMUHubach: and if you have a fucking problem about me and Tatiana.. then shut your ass up!
Flipwon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
suraj0ne: RANDY U KNOW DAMN WELL UR GETTING CLOWNED NOW
Li l gb e rT 7: on her scrotum
Li l gb e rT 7: ooooooooooooooo
suraj0ne: AS THIS CONVO IS BEING EMAILED TO EVERYONE IN SCHOOL
Li l gb e rT 7: hahhaahhh
Li l gb e rT 7: he said shut ur assss upppppppp
suraj0ne: WHAT
suraj0ne: OKAY
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj gettting punked
SMUHubach: Suraj, I don't have a problem with you at all.... I just don't think Tatiana should be brought up.
suraj0ne: YOU DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME? WELL KNOCK KNOCK MUTHERFUCKKERRR I GOT A PROBLEM WITH PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR 4 YEARS
Flipwon: SURAJ U NEED TO REDEEM URSELF
suraj0ne: RANDY...GETTING PERSONAL
suraj0ne: DONT EVER TAKE IT TO THE HEART
Li l gb e rT 7: reedeeming is necessary suraj
suraj0ne: U LUCKY WE LET U GO FOR 4 YEARS
Li l gb e rT 7: yessss four years
Li l gb e rT 7: hey randy explain this
Li l gb e rT 7: why the hell you always put your shit on the corner of your desk
Li l gb e rT 7: for good luck?
Li l gb e rT 7: let me tell u something
SMUHubach: always have.
suraj0ne: WITH THOSE LITTLE LUMPS OF 'TREASURE' ON THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER OF YOUR DESK
Flipwon: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Li l gb e rT 7: that shit DOESNT WORK
Li l gb e rT 7: lumps!!
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
SMUHubach: I don't like writting with a watch and ring on.
SMUHubach: no, not for good luck or anything..
Li l gb e rT 7: no
suraj0ne: EVER TRY TO COME BACK
suraj0ne: NEGATIVE
Li l gb e rT 7: you uised to put all yoru shit there
suraj0ne: HAHAH
Flipwon: u lay it out like a damn museum
Li l gb e rT 7: even ur little awards and pins
suraj0ne: REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME
suraj0ne: WE MADE A FUCKING PILE
B B T r e 1 3: that one time
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaaaa
suraj0ne: THAT WAS THE DAY
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaaaaa
B B T r e 1 3: yesssssssssssssssssssss
Li l gb e rT 7: yessssss
Li l gb e rT 7: every damn thing
SMUHubach: It was a watch and a ring
suraj0ne: HAHA
Li l gb e rT 7: clothes and alllll
B B T r e 1 3: backpacks
B B T r e 1 3: shoes
Li l gb e rT 7: shoes
B B T r e 1 3: towered
suraj0ne: RANDY...THAT ONE DAY U MISPLACED ALL UR ADMISSION PAPERS
Li l gb e rT 7: look like fuckin leaning tower of shit to me
Flipwon: AHHHHHHHH
SMUHubach: hmm... you mean the one day you placed the papers over it?
SMUHubach: It was kinda easy to tell.
SMUHubach: especially when Alyssa was laughing
Li l gb e rT 7: randy what up with the republican bullshit.......toyota bullshit
suraj0ne: ALL OVER SUMMER..ON SOME REPUBLICAN COCK
suraj0ne: AND
Li l gb e rT 7: like "i went here and there"
Li l gb e rT 7: who gives a rats tity
suraj0ne: WHY THE FUCK DO I GOT UR PICS 150 TIMES IN MY DAMN YEARBOOK
suraj0ne: IN FRONT OF REPUBLICANS
Li l gb e rT 7: yea randy.....how you gonna drive a toyota....when ur ass is republican....i thought you were gettting a rolls royce
SMUHubach: Well, I'm heading out. I know you all dont like me, and for all I care its in the past. I wish you all luck at the UCs.
Li l gb e rT 7: get capped
Li l gb e rT 7: ho
Li l gb e rT 7: ''heading out''
SMUHubach: bye
Li l gb e rT 7: to where
suraj0ne: EVER SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
Li l gb e rT 7: randy
Flipwon: dont ever leave a solenly sorrow goodbye message
Li l gb e rT 7: relax
Li l gb e rT 7: foo
Li l gb e rT 7: damn
suraj0ne: HAHA
SMUHubach: I got O-chem hw
suraj0ne: WE JUS FUCKIN WITH U FOOOOOOOO
Li l gb e rT 7: i know
Li l gb e rT 7: damn
Flipwon: see randy
Flipwon: whats we mean
SMUHubach: It wasn't meant to be a "sad" message
suraj0ne: MAKE UP FOR THE TIME U DIDNT HAVE CALC HW
Flipwon: we dont give fuck what hw u have
Li l gb e rT 7: you trippen
Li l gb e rT 7: damn
Li l gb e rT 7: we used to clown each other every day
Flipwon: u brag too much
SMUHubach: brag? I dont have anything to brag about? I'm honest, i sucked at math.. hence, repeating pre-calc
Li l gb e rT 7: hence?
B B T r e 1 3: exactly
suraj0ne: HENCE
Li l gb e rT 7: sounding like trevors bitch ass
suraj0ne: ONCE AGAIN
B B T r e 1 3: stand ALONE with the hoes
Flipwon: u always bragged so much with your awards and shit..man...
suraj0ne: U DONT GOTTA PROVE U KNOW ENGLISH
B B T r e 1 3: like your asian ho
Li l gb e rT 7: i know
B B T r e 1 3: where she at?
SMUHubach: awards.. who cares about the awards
Li l gb e rT 7: always wearign ur republican bullshit
Li l gb e rT 7: you did
SMUHubach: awards.. who cares about the awards
Li l gb e rT 7: always wearign ur republican bullshit
Li l gb e rT 7: you did
Flipwon: wheres lisas asian ass..prolly in bed already
Li l gb e rT 7: and aboutt yoru german heritage hitlertage i should say
SMUHubach: Did you guys actually give a shit about the awards?
Flipwon: wheres suraj's asian hoe lisa at?
suraj0ne: JARED...ASKING TO GET DEALT WITH.
Li l gb e rT 7: yessssssssss
Flipwon: well damn we heard so much about them from u
suraj0ne: you hoes need to calm with that.told u bout that shit
Li l gb e rT 7: hey we all going into business after school or what?
suraj0ne: BUSNIESS
suraj0ne: YEA
Flipwon: U GOING INTO LANDSCAPING THATS IT
Li l gb e rT 7: yessssssssssssssss
B B T r e 1 3: not with gilberts dumbass
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
suraj0ne: ME JARED TREVOR DO THE COMP STUFF
Flipwon: U DO THE LABOR
Flipwon: HA
suraj0ne: U CAN HANDLE THE GARDENING
Li l gb e rT 7: fuck up
B B T r e 1 3: gilbert mows the lawn outside our building
B B T r e 1 3: ha
suraj0ne: HAHA
Li l gb e rT 7: i'll supply the bitches to sell our shit
B B T r e 1 3: take out the trash
Flipwon: WHAT BITCHES
suraj0ne: GILBERT..GETTING BRAVE LIKE U KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT A COMP B4 I SCHOOLED UR ASS
suraj0ne: GILBERT: "YEA, IM HAWAIIAN"
Flipwon: hahaha
Flipwon: HAWAIIAN
Li l gb e rT 7: bitches think i am
suraj0ne: u damn skippy
Flipwon: HAWAIIAN GARDENS
Li l gb e rT 7: what the fuck am i supposed to say
suraj0ne: WHAT U IS IS MEXICAN/AMERICAN
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaaaaaaaaa
suraj0ne: NOTE: AMERICAN COMING SECOND
suraj0ne: LATIN AMERICAN
suraj0ne: LATINO
Li l gb e rT 7: who gives a fuck
Flipwon: FOO U R A MESS...HENCE MESSICAN
Li l gb e rT 7: you and your bitches
suraj0ne: WABCOSITY
Li l gb e rT 7: suraj
Flipwon: KEYWORD MESS
Li l gb e rT 7: having to meet them at the mall
Flipwon: HAHAHA
Li l gb e rT 7: nor in person
suraj0ne: haha..not the hoes..not the hoes stressing
Li l gb e rT 7: mom would back hand your ass accroos the fuckin room
Flipwon: moms dont condone sexual activity at such ayoung age
suraj0ne: okay lets not talk about the mall
Li l gb e rT 7: ur still a bitch when it comes to ur parents
suraj0ne: "I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
B B T r e 1 3: word
Flipwon: word?
suraj0ne: TREVOR..WORD
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaa
suraj0ne: HAHAHA
B B T r e 1 3: haaaaaaaaa
Flipwon: trevor been watching lyricst lounge
Li l gb e rT 7: ever
suraj0ne: HAHA
Li l gb e rT 7: haaaaa
Flipwon: shut your ass up..slim shady