KEY TERMINOLOGY
sumpowerrr:(adj)-1. Adjective primarily used to indicate that an object, or person(usually of the female species) is of great significance, importance, or beauty; exceeding all previous observations and expectations. 2. Used upon outstanding completion of an extrenuously difficult assignment. 3. Upon consumption of a beverage containing a dangerously high amount of hard liqour, 'sumpowerr' is said to indicate that the consumer possesses great strength, stamina, and vitality. (Note: the extension of the unneccesary R's indicates a direct correlation between the level of power and the object. The greater the amount of R's, the greater the power seen in the object. May be be used without the 'sum' prefix)
jump: 1. Universal word used in every situation, everywhere. For instance, "What the jump?" or, "Let's go jump." However, this does not carry the usual denotation of jump which one might believe to be, lift oneself in the air as a result of utilization of the muscles in the lower leg. Yes, jump may still be used in this way, but it carries all possible other definitions as well.(The quick brown jump jumps over the lazy jump) In this case, the word jump carries it's usual definition in the "jumps" case, however it has been substituted for both fox and dog.
jumperr:(verb)-1. Used at the discretion of those who understand this complex process. 2. This means dont fuck with the word if you arent one of the following: Gilbert, Suraj, Trevor, Basil, Bobby.
swoooooooo tshhhhhh:(verb)-1. Used to express great amounts of dislike towards the actions of an imbecile(most probably you if you are looking up the definition) 2. When a 'swoooo tsh' is given, immediately acknowledge that you have done something out of line. Please look over your previous statements and/or actions, and agree that you indeed are an idiot. 3. Accompanied by extremely complex movements from the forearm, wrist, and fingers. (no exception if the word is said online) (Note: As in the word sumpowerrr and jumperrr, the repetition of the O's and H's in this word indicate the level of the stupidity shown by the idiot.)
jack splash: 1. Alcoholic beverage concocted by one of the legendary jumpers themselves-Suraj. 2. Contains 30% V8 Splash, along with 70% Jack Daniels Whiskey.(Bacardi is the choice of the champions, but the drink came to be because of the strong concentration of V8 which would provide a fruity flavor to help overcome the toxic taste of the whiskey.)
alcoholic fish: [see pictures section, under "TREVOR"]
yessssssssss: 1. Used to affirm that an object indeed has some quantity of power. (note: as with any other word, the repetition of the last letter makes the word all that more significant)
stupeeeeed beeeeetch: 1. Stupid bitch it means stupid bitch and you are a stupid bitch if you need a godamned definition. 2. Stupid Bitch.
"...the shit outta it": 1. Used to stress the fact that something is being done to its utmost maximum extent. 2. Doing something like no one else can. 3. Nobody does it better then us.
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